bug-boness:

tonyalmeida:

(via ice-block)

depsidase:

(via cottagecori)

drtanner:

gomi-chandesu:

thefoggygolem:

nekocat44:

toast-ranger-to-a-stranger:

tiktoksthataregood:

The best thing for me, as an ex- Starbucks employee, is the horror that genuinely is the milk delivery when it’s only you and one other shift member. Though, I did end up learning how to carry six individual gallons of milk at once.

Also that change from Customer Service ™®© voice back to normal to informal joking-threats is amazing

Yeah the whiplash from “Hi welcome to starbucks how can I help you! :)” to “I’LL FUCK YOUR WIFE” killed me.

MILK.

DELIVERY.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)

uzuriartonline:

It’s Barbie month.

pansyfem:

pansyfem:

hi what did everyone have for dinner (or lunch or breakfast if ur in a different time zone. whatever ur last meal was)

you guys have delightfully strange palates

(via fucking-petticoated-swashbuckler)

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donnathepirana:

I turned on closed captions for the Swedish Chef and I just started weeping with laughter.

(via fucking-petticoated-swashbuckler)

lamborghinea-pig:

colourofthekites:

oh we won, this is gonna be a cinematic event

reblog if you are full of transgender and homosexuality

(via fucking-petticoated-swashbuckler)

yukika-archive:

spotify users!!! tell me the fourth song in your second daily mix playlist… mine is bbyong by saturday hehehe

(via cottagecori)

ruby-white-rabbit:

penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

(via spectrealenko)